pickles

This morning I woke up and it felt like I was being watched. I went to have a shower and I was really scared because I still felt like I was being watched. I continued on my morning like nothing happened. I went to work in my car I think saw pickles in my passenger seat. I got to work and it was really weird because there were so many people watching me. Like I had something wrong with my hair or something. It was really hard to concentrate and work with nobody doing anything other than their work. I keep seeing pickles everywhere I need to go see a therapist today. So I went to see my usual guy that I go to each day. He said I’m just having a craving for pickles but that isn’t possible I hate pickle. I went home and on my way I picked up a jar of pickles I didn’t want to eat them but he said I should try it even if I puke it could sop my crazy dreams. I went home and opened he jar. I remember why I never liked pickles because they are so hard to open the jar and I always cut myself, anyways let’s not talk about my past let’s see what happens when I try this pickle I took a bite and it was amazing it was like a burst of juiciness in my mouth I thought I would pass out it was delicious I went back to the store and bought 10 more jars they were my new favorite vegetable. I slept that night like a baby because I was able to get rid of this fear of Pickles. Woke up that morning eating more pickles and pickles the next day nobody ever saw him again, we think he choked on a pickle.

Derik got lost walking through the forest looking for the camp site he stated to hallucinate and scream. He tripped on a log and really hurt himself. He was thinking this is the end I can’t walk I have no water no food no cell phone. What am I suppose to do? He sat there probably for a couple of hours crying, because he desperately wanted to see his new born baby in 2 months. He pulled himself together and was able to make a homemade splint. He was able to find the materials with a broken leg.

He didn’t stop for days finding his own food and traveling little distance each day. He couldn’t do this much longer it was draining all his energy, while eating little food and no water! That didn’t stop he continued on his quest to see his baby boy. He was getting really skinny it wasn’t healthy. Soon enough he new this amazing streak of still living was going to come to an end but he couldn’t think that he had to continue on this journey. After a couple more days he couldn’t stand up and just when his hopes dropped a dog came barking and when he saw that I think he thought that a human would come after that, but no just the and only the dog.

I think he thought that he could cook the dog but he couldn’t do that I don’t think that he has the guts to do that. He never did end up eating the dog if anything I think it became his friend because talked about his baby to him. I think he got really anxious because there was only 2 weeks till his baby was due. I couldn’t believe being this guy its crazy there must be so much going through his head at this moment.

NOT EDITED It was that time of year where we do our family trip. We were thinking about going to Disney land because apparently all the kids are the right age for it is the perfect time for this. Personally I think that it isn’t fare because when I was there age we didn’t go anywhere like that it is just recent that we have been going on family trips, not that I have a problem with getting off of school it’s just I would rather go to Mexico or something. My parents said that I am allowed to go around the amusement park by myself who was good; I was still upset at my parents for doing this to me. So we were leaving any day now and I told my parents if I can’t bring a friend I am not going so of course I got in trouble for talking back, but apparently it wouldn’t have been fare for me to have to go and not have any body to go with so I was allowed to bring a friend. I went to school the next day trying to decide who to bring, I wasn’t the most popular kid in my school and all the sudden I was being attacked down the hallways. I felt like I should bring my best friend. But every buddy was saying they would bring my best friends. I told my mom and she said that don’t listen to them they are only trying to use you she said that I was smarter than that I didn’t think it was such a big deal. I had a couple of days left to choose I had a feeling that I was leaning towards my good friend max. He was mad at me because I haven’t asked of him yet he said he doesn’t want o go anywhere with me I didn’t know what to do he wouldn’t answer any of my calls. The only way I was going to be able to talk to max was if i walked over it was a far walk but i was ready for the challenge, I began i know i made it sound like i was bad but i felt bad because i was running out past my hours, It was a long ways away wheww! im already here oh ya im just across the street from him. ( i sound pretty retarded dont i?)

?) Any ways I knocked on his door. His mom answered the door and looked at me like I did something wrong, I guess that he told his mom what happened at school. I didn’t know what to say I felt a little awkward, she was staring at me with this evil look and then all this sudden she breaks out laughing. I said “excuse me what is so funny”. I continue to stare it stated to really uncomfortable and weird. All the sudden “Ehhhhhhhhhhh” Max jumps out from behind her saying hey man come on in how are you. I got really upset and almost started to scream, I felt like punching him in his face he was being so mean making me think that he was mad at me but know he has just had allot of homework and wasn’t allowed to do anything at all. I didn’t know what to say I was speechless I walked out of his room and started to walk down the stairs and he tapped me on the shoulder and said, “man what’s wrong what did I do I am sorry but I was not allowed to go anywhere at all”. “At school I haven’t been feeling the greatest of all times so I was speechless”. “So what did you come over here for anyway”? “well my family is going on a family trip to Disney land and  i was allowed to bring one friend and you haven’t been talking to me at all sorry for getting angry at you so what do you say” “Well I need to think about it a bit.......................................................................... Of course man it will be awesome lots of fun

Wakeboarding

I love wakeboarding because its so easey once tou learn how to get up and you can learn tricks pretty easily aslong as you have the guts to try them. Its kind of like biking you learn one trick you never forget how to do one trick. I just bought new wakeboard botts and they costed me $360.00 but they aare really nice and i am happy with them. I am so happy my dad bought a boat 3 years ago i go out every weekend. I also wakeskate which is like skateboarding on water but with a diffrent. I also wakesurf which is really fun just to like chill. Wakesurfing is like surfing in hawaii but it is alot easier, you are like on this smaller surf board then usaull all you do is throw the rope back and you pick it up and get up like a wakeboarding. It is much easeir than wakeboarding because you are only going 10mph. I love the boat being out there almost every weekend. Some of the tricks i can do is 180 toeside, wake to wake heelside grab toeside.

Tates blurb

I am so cool and sweet and the best and i have a great life you should be cool like me and hang with me. Nuff said.  If you’re reading this book blurb. My life is cool because i have travveled alot around the world like the carribbean for 4 months. Last winter. I was born in Toronto in 1998 so actually im not that exciting and i am very boring so sorry for saying this is interesting i deserve a slap for lying.

Top hat

This dog wearing a coat might just look like a coat on a dog. This jacket was worn by Abraham linkon and it is only $2000, 0000. Come on it comes in different colours such as.

LEAPER KON GREEN

RUBY RED

BRIGHT ORANGE

I RECOMOND THE RUBY RED

By tate

Camping trip

We were heading to Oklahoma us for a family camping trip. Me and my wife and other boys our 7 children have been planning this trip for quite a long time. We are meeting some friends down from New York us they have to children caden and Kay. They are best friends with our kids and this should be a great trip for the family. After we arrived it seemed that they weren’t there yet we started to get worried after an hour. After 4 hours we got really worried and the kids started to get bored and the 3 boys started to wrestle with each other. Our other four the girls Jill, Kim, Laura and Ally were already flirting with some guys down a couple of lots I had to admit these boys weren’t to bad ,looking it still doesn’t change the fact that my 17 year old girls are too young to date and will be grounded after they get home. The next morning they finally arrived not even looking like they were rushed at all. We planned our day to go to the Oklahoma water park all the kids seemed pretty siked about that.

                We finally left the camp site and we were on our way the water park. As we were driving there we noticed our friends were pretty far behind and they didn’t seem to worry about anything. After a ten minutes drive we were at the water park. We got all our stuff out of the car and we were off to a day of fun. There were kids running around everywhere. Then the kids went off to the water park area while the adults tried to find a good spot to sit down. As we walked around the park we found a humongous tree that would protect us from the burning hot sun. The tree was a little slanted like it was going to fall down soon but we sat down there anyways. We were all having fun.  Wait a sec! Where’s Kay...o snap! We gotta find him before he gets lost in such a big city with all the people and such! We got to find him so we all packed up and went around calling his name desperately! Hoping some 1 has seen him or he hears one of our calls to find him like he couldn’t have gotten that far right? Well they were all wrong he had gotten all the way to the other side of Oklahoma and back 44 hundred thousand million billion trillion  times and a half had been taking a teleported from 1 side to another that he bought with his parents money which wasn’t cheap it was 100 dollars a teleport so that was A LOT  and after a couple more rides through the teleported  we got tired and didn’t think we would find him we went back to the water park to gather our stuff we were all hungry so we went t out for  a quick dinner  everybody looked down and was scared. We headed back to the camp site there was Kay roasting some marshmallows over a fire like nothing is wrong. We all came running over yelling at Kay what the heck Kay why u here is  we were looking for u the whole day whatever  I’m going to sleep